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Poe's Emporium

Who Are You Idiots?

Donnie and Drew, the idiots what started this mess in the first place.

Back in January of 2011, a group of like-minded fools in Tampa, FL started designing and selling goofy T-Shirts and other stuff on Zazzle, branched out to promoting other peoples’ merchandise as well, created a small empire… and then promptly got distracted by shiny objects and slacked off for almost a decade. Well, we’re back.

The site was started by my hetero life partner Donnie and myself (Drew, both fools pictured above)… but the neighborhood quickly got wind of our exploits. Before you knew it, my father Elmer, our pals Biker Glenn and Jimmy the Ninja, my old hockey buddies/fellow graphic designers Moyer and Oz the Hitman… pretty much anyone we drank with started chiming in ideas. So, with my boys and Pop throwing concepts at me, we had more than enough ammo to start making people chuckle.

Our philosophy is a simple one… if it makes us laugh or think, it will do such for someone else as well… so the boys and I drink it over and then I design the thing and slap it on a shirt. Or a keychain. Or even a clock… because they make custom clocks now. It’s a brave new world, and we intend to deface it to the best of our abilities.

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