Here’s where we store the shirts that have a bit more to say, and usually are worth the read. How wise they might be is up to the audience, of course, but we try to keep ’em interesting. No novels on the front of any T-shirts, though… we learned our lesson on that one 9 years ago.
Clicking on any of the thumbnails below will take you to the variety of products we’ve put the design on. When you go to Zazzle, you can customize it to your heart’s content and see how much it would cost. We know what cheap is like… we live it. If the price on here sounds like it’s too much AND it’s a shirt, you can find a way to make it cheaper. 🙂
Age and Treachery will Always Overcome Youth and Skill 
Antisocial… and your custom message 
Antisocial… No, you may NOT have a moment of my time 
Anyone Can Do Anything If They Have Nothing Better To Do 
I Love Gluten But Gluten Doesn’t Love Me 
I Tried To Drown My Sorrows… 
If Age is Just a Number, Explain the Wrinkles 
I’m Not a Psychopath 
Karaoke… 100 Million Tone-Deaf Drunks Can’t Be Wrong 
Karaoke… Ruining Your Favorite Tunes… 
Like or Hate with a Passion… 
Morning People are Hard to Love 
My God Plays Beer Pong Better Than Your God 
My Hypocrisy Knows No Bounds 
Nevermind the treasure…I’m here for the booty! 
Patchouli smells better when the person wearing it is ON FIRE 
People who take care of chickens are CHICKEN TENDERS 
Professional Slacker 
Ride it Hard, Put it away Wet 
Spanking… Applying Knowledge to the Seat of Learning 
Spanking… Applying Knowledge to the Seat of Learning 
Thanks For Reminding Me Why I’m an Introvert 
Vegetables have feelings, too… Stop the Horror. Eat meat. 
Watch out for Motorcycles.. Laugh at Scooters 
Trolls Trolling Trolls who are Trolling Trolls 
When your habit becomes your God….