I was sitting outside a Wawa after giving my neighbor a ride up there one night around midnight. As I…
I was talking to Donnie earlier, and it turns out that he missed our escapades at the grocery store, but…
Here’s another tale from the annals of The Pit. Back when The Pit was a thing, there was a small,…
Back in the early 1990’s when we were all idiot teenagers, my friends and I somehow managed to create our…
The nice thing about being a rogue sheriff (“Uncle”, for the layman) is that you get to make your own…
Newport News, 2016 in the winter. Apparently, a good night’s rest is not meant for this guy. As I smoked…
Here’s a tale from 2013, where my clever at the time 3 year old taught me the correct way to…
This one is from back in 2016 or so… a recollection of the last time I got married, or at…
My mind is a very, very active place. It’s one of those curses of being a brilliant idiot. Most people…
This one’s from August 27, 2016 in the heart of Ybor City, Florida. It’s near downtown Tampa and it’s where…
As I was walking down the sidewalk on the way back from grabbing a coffee the size of a small…
I did not get the chance to type this one up last night, but I got to wander in the…
I hate body wash. It is for women, the weak and infirm, and small children who are not bright enough…
I was thinking about something earlier… we all owe a lot to our Uncles and Aunts growing up, whether they’re…
So, here’s a little something remarkable that I thought was lost to the ages. I was digging through Google in…