Well, they generally don’t. It’s not really our area of expertise, as there has, at least up until now, never…
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” Simple and sound philosophy… but in the wrong situation,…
We all have our differences when it comes to religion. However, when it comes to Beer Pong, let the apostates…
Always keep track of time. This may help. Hmmm…. Zazzle lets you make glasses? Then it would be irresponsible to…
Inquiring minds want to know. Let this shaggy cartoon fellow introduce you to like-minded individuals, 70s style! Groovy!
Raw fish? In the South, we use this to catch larger fish… and the variety we purchase is a lot…
I was sitting outside a Wawa after giving my neighbor a ride up there one night around midnight. As I…
I was talking to Donnie earlier, and it turns out that he missed our escapades at the grocery store, but…
Here’s another tale from the annals of The Pit. Back when The Pit was a thing, there was a small,…
Back in the early 1990’s when we were all idiot teenagers, my friends and I somehow managed to create our…
The nice thing about being a rogue sheriff (“Uncle”, for the layman) is that you get to make your own…
Newport News, 2016 in the winter. Apparently, a good night’s rest is not meant for this guy. As I smoked…
Here’s a tale from 2013, where my clever at the time 3 year old taught me the correct way to…
This one is from back in 2016 or so… a recollection of the last time I got married, or at…
My mind is a very, very active place. It’s one of those curses of being a brilliant idiot. Most people…
This one’s from August 27, 2016 in the heart of Ybor City, Florida. It’s near downtown Tampa and it’s where…
As I was walking down the sidewalk on the way back from grabbing a coffee the size of a small…
I did not get the chance to type this one up last night, but I got to wander in the…
I hate body wash. It is for women, the weak and infirm, and small children who are not bright enough…
I was thinking about something earlier… we all owe a lot to our Uncles and Aunts growing up, whether they’re…
Ever walk out of a store and some idiot wants to pester you about whatever cause they’re promoting or beg…
Ever walk out of a store and some idiot wants to pester you about whatever cause they’re promoting or beg…
It’s just a fact. Part of your good, balanced, nutritious breakfast. Probably not so good for your heart, but high…
The struggle is real.
Always know the odds, then DEFY THEM. Don’t worry about what the naysayers contribute… take your idea and push it…
Why fly like the eagles when you can soar like the vultures? Buzzards are far more interesting anyway. Or to…
Watch out for Motorcycles… point and laugh at Scooters. Don’t run them over, though… their choice of ride is torture…
You are darkness… you are THE NIGHT! You are… oh crap! Butterflies and colorful things. Write a poem about how…
Fate? Destiny? Fine concepts. However, rather than relying on a concept like “karma”, become it and own your world. What…
Look, we’re not gonna take sides on this one. Well, not completely. However… NO WITNESSES? REALLY?!! We’re not exactly fans…
Well, it’s not technically wrong. People who take care of chickens ARE chicken tenders. Not sure if they’re on the…
Who has time to relax when there are mouths to feed and bills to pay? Nobody works harder than Mom……
Multitaskers unite! Sleep is for the weak! Coffee is our lifeblood! There’s time for rest when you’re dead… pick your…
Multitaskers unite! Sleep is for the weak! Coffee is our lifeblood! There’s time for rest when you’re dead… pick your…
Have a Gloomy Day! If you watch Tim Burton movies at least five times a year, this may be the…
We’re just here for the booty. Anything can be treasure to anyone else…better to be honest about your aspirations. A…
It’s your standard icon of cheer, joy and light… with a hole in its head and smoke rising from the…
Yes, it would seem that relations with certain numerals has taken an… odd turn. Yes, we at Poe’s Emporium are…
Like Mosh Pits? This cheerful symbol of joy and light will surely bring up the enthusiasm with your fellow metal-heads. …
Next time you jump in the mosh pit, add your favorite saying above the cheerful skull and let them know…
Spent an hour putting this guy together, and my only thought afterwards was… mosh pit. Definitely a mosh pit. So,…
Love is a Four Letter Word. Sure, it’s not reviled as much as its more profane brethren, but you know. …
So, here’s a little something remarkable that I thought was lost to the ages. I was digging through Google in…
Don’t think too much about it. Try not to concentrate on the fact that this would never work for its…
Before MP3s and the advent of file sharing, torrents and whatnot, the cassette tape was the medium most used for…
The exchanging of goods and services for monetary compensation is a very capitalist concept, and the socialists are going to…
When they ask if you’re on the Brute Squad, let ‘em know that YOU ARE THE BRUTE SQUAD! Protip: To…
Follow the leader… the back of the shirt says so. Isn’t it great to be obeying orders accidentally? Or to…
Follow the leader… the back of the shirt says so. Isn’t it great to be obeying orders accidentally? Couldn’t believe…
Follow the leader… the back of the shirt says so. Isn’t it great to be obeying orders accidentally? Couldn’t believe…
Bad habits are cool… we’d all be far less interesting without them! Sometimes, though… we go over the line… and…
We’ve all been there in life. Behind the eight ball… although one’s lifestyle choices might change whether that saying is…
Doesn’t everybody love waffle waitresses? They’re wonderful. At any roadside pitstop diner and grill, they are there for you with…
Are you a Google maestro? When people ask you questions, can you discover the answers to their queries with a…